LOVE > MONEY

• my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
• me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
• me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

1 month ago with 205,383 notes

bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

1 month ago with 61,083 notes

i’m not attractive naturally. i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day.

1 month ago with 88,202 notes

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

1 month ago with 80,922 notes