LOVE > MONEY

  • my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
  • me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
  • me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

1 year ago with 323,602 notes

bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

1 year ago with 74,801 notes

mommaursa:

silencingthedrums:

copyx:

why the hell is he drinking beer

Because the rum’s gone

SCREAMING

mommaursa:

silencingthedrums:

copyx:

why the hell is he drinking beer

Because the rum’s gone

SCREAMING

i’m not attractive naturally. i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day.

1 year ago with 342,054 notes

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

1 year ago with 121,272 notes

pureh:

glamvibes:

f-abulush:

lonlita:

i’ve always been to jealous of this picture wadfg

this pic perfect

perf bod


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pureh:

glamvibes:

f-abulush:

lonlita:

i’ve always been to jealous of this picture wadfg

this pic perfect

perf bod

P

lazylivin:

r u srs

lazylivin:

r u srs